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	<title>This is who I am &#187; randomness</title>
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	<description>Robert aka docsmooth - a bit about me</description>
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		<title>Laphroig 10</title>
		<link>http://www.docsmooth.com/2010/06/laphroig-10/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 03:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>docsmooth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Peat and strength with tastes to enjoy, The 10 year Laphroig keeps bartends employed, I take one more sip, And my hat I will tip, To distillers of liquid joy.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Peat and strength with tastes to enjoy,<br />
The 10 year Laphroig keeps bartends employed,<br />
I take one more sip,<br />
And my hat I will tip,<br />
To distillers of liquid joy.</p>
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		<title>Polititions saying what&#8217;s best for re-election&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.docsmooth.com/2009/09/polititions-saying-whats-best-for-re-election/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 22:53:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>docsmooth</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[health care]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sarah Palin wrote on a Facebook note today: &#8220;We know from long experience that the creation of a massive new bureaucracy will not provide us with “more stability and security,” but just the opposite.&#8221; But didn&#8217;t the Patriot Act create a massive new bureaucracy to provide us with more security and stability? And doesn&#8217;t the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sarah Palin wrote on a Facebook note today: &#8220;We know from long experience that the creation of a massive new bureaucracy will not provide us with “more stability and security,” but just the opposite.&#8221;</p>
<p>But didn&#8217;t the Patriot Act create a massive new bureaucracy to provide us with more security and stability?  And doesn&#8217;t the Republican Party line support the Patriot Act?</p>
<p>So, I&#8217;m confused here: the big problem with the current Health Care reform bill is it will create a new bureaucracy, and bureaucracy by definition can&#8217;t secure us, BUT we need to keep the bureaucracy of the Department of Homeland Security bcause it&#8217;s the only way to secure us?</p>
<p>Dear politicians and talking heads: let&#8217;s all get on the same page:<br />
1) come to concensus on the project *goals*<br />
2) debate the project *plan*.</p>
<p>For me?  I&#8217;d like to know that I will have health insurance after I am hit with an errant stick while playing hockey, and not have to worry about it being denied for some legal mumbo-jumbo.</p>
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		<title>Marketing Experts?</title>
		<link>http://www.docsmooth.com/2009/09/marketing-experts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 03:52:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>docsmooth</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[All Things Online]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just got followed on twitter by YASME (Yet Another Social Marketing Expert) &#8211; I have so far found&#8230; maybe 1 actual social marketing expert. And he runs a few Domino&#8217;s Pizza shops in Chicago. According to my analysis of the twitter Company &#8220;Personalities&#8221; I&#8217;m a fan of (@ramon_deleon, @marriott_intl, and @colonelTribune) &#8211; the requirements [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just got followed on twitter by YASME (Yet Another Social Marketing Expert) &#8211; I have so far found&#8230; maybe 1 actual social marketing expert.  And he runs a few Domino&#8217;s Pizza shops in Chicago.</p>
<p>According to my analysis of the twitter Company &#8220;Personalities&#8221; I&#8217;m a fan of (@ramon_deleon, @marriott_intl, and @colonelTribune) &#8211; the requirements for a &#8220;Social Marketing/Media Expert&#8221; are:</p>
<ol>
<li>Engage people as a person, not just as a corporation</li>
<li>Don&#8217;t just talk about the business</li>
<li>Respond to others with real information</li>
<li>Don&#8217;t put links in every post/tweet</li>
</ol>
<p>So, apparently, you just have to be human.  That&#8217;s it.  So, from now on, I&#8217;m going to start calling myself a Social Media Expert, too.  Ha!</p>
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		<title>Bowmore 15</title>
		<link>http://www.docsmooth.com/2009/08/bowmore-15/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 20:01:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>docsmooth</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Scotch Limericks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[limericks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scotch]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Strong and woody with smoky dryness, A drink that the gods would surely bless, The nose, a perfume, It goes down so smooth: Like your girl stripping out of her dress. Written in a &#8220;Scottish&#8221; bar: Mosaic, in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Not sure how authentic it is.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Strong and woody with smoky dryness,<br />
A drink that the gods would surely bless,<br />
The nose, a perfume,<br />
It goes down so smooth:<br />
Like your girl stripping out of her dress.</p>
<p>Written in a &#8220;Scottish&#8221; bar: Mosaic, in Halifax, Nova Scotia.  Not sure how authentic it is.</p>
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		<title>Glenfiddich 15 Solara Wood Reserve</title>
		<link>http://www.docsmooth.com/2009/05/glenfiddich-15-solara-wood-reserve/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 06:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>docsmooth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Smooth as silk with a splash of water I sip as my wife talks of being a potter, Its nose is sublime, Soft as syrah wine, The effects do make my pulse hotter. (written on my 7 year anniversary date)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Smooth as silk with a splash of water<br />
I sip as my wife talks of being a potter,<br />
Its nose is sublime,<br />
Soft as syrah wine,<br />
The effects do make my pulse hotter.</p>
<p>(written on my 7 year anniversary date)</p>
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		<title>I like Scotch. Scotchy-Scotch-Scotch.</title>
		<link>http://www.docsmooth.com/2009/03/i-like-scotch-scotchy-scotch-scotch/</link>
		<comments>http://www.docsmooth.com/2009/03/i-like-scotch-scotchy-scotch-scotch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:38:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>docsmooth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a big fan of single-malt Scotch Whisky.  One of my favorite movie lines is above, and I have been heard quoting it at Scotch tastings.  I may therefore blog about it sometimes.  Currently I have a bottle of Johnny Walker Black at home for mixing and late nights and a bottle of Aberlour 12 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m a big fan of single-malt Scotch Whisky.  One of my favorite movie lines is above, and I have been heard quoting it at Scotch tastings.  I may therefore blog about it sometimes.  Currently I have a bottle of Johnny Walker Black at home for mixing and late nights and a bottle of Aberlour 12 as my &#8220;good stuff.&#8221; When I travel, I have been known to take a small flask, as it saves money, and then I know what I&#8217;m getting.</p>
<p>Oddly enough, however, I probably only have a glass of Scotch every 2-3 weeks, unless one of my &#8220;Scotch buddies&#8221; is in town.  The price is high, and there is such thing as &#8220;too much of a good thing&#8221; I believe.</p>
<p>Later I&#8217;ll explain why, but when I have a new Scotch, I write limericks about it.  They will start to appear here.</p>
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		<title>Balvenie Doublewood 12</title>
		<link>http://www.docsmooth.com/2009/02/balvenie-doublewood-12/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 05:35:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>docsmooth</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Scotch Limericks]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Soft on the nose with some hints of oak Bits of malt and some parts of smoke The taste is so smooth, I get in the groove, Tonight I will drink and not choke]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Soft on the nose with some hints of oak<br />
Bits of malt and some parts of smoke<br />
The taste is so smooth,<br />
I get in the groove,<br />
Tonight I will drink and not choke</p>
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		<title>Ardberg 12</title>
		<link>http://www.docsmooth.com/2008/11/ardberg-12/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:58:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>docsmooth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Smoky like fire on a peat bog The scent fills my nose like san frisco fog It&#8217;s best when it&#8217;s neat And hard to be beat This ardberg could knock out a hog]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Smoky like fire on a peat bog<br />
The scent fills my nose like san frisco fog<br />
It&#8217;s best when it&#8217;s neat<br />
And hard to be beat<br />
This ardberg could knock out a hog</p>
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		<title>Bladnock 15</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:27:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>docsmooth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Balanced like gymnast on a balance beam Strong or aggressive but surely not mean, Bladnock has a kick That I would not quit If threatened with a large bottle of Beam.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Balanced like gymnast on a balance beam<br />
Strong or aggressive but surely not mean,<br />
Bladnock has a kick<br />
That I would not quit<br />
If threatened with a large bottle of Beam.</p>
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		<title>Talisker Sherry</title>
		<link>http://www.docsmooth.com/2008/11/talisker-sherry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:36:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>docsmooth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As Smooth as the back of a baby With sherry and oak that is wavy The smoke is a hit That i&#8217;d drink till it quit On a night that has been quite crazy.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As Smooth as the back of a baby<br />
With sherry and oak that is wavy<br />
The smoke is a hit<br />
That i&#8217;d drink till it quit<br />
On a night that has been quite crazy.</p>
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